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Reasons not to Work |
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Reasons not to Work |
| 10. | They can’t garnish what you don’t make. |
| 9. | Your life no longer compares to those annoying Dilbert cartoons. |
| 8. | Chance to meet exotic male dancers in unemployment line (and do the Full Monte) |
| 7. | Sleep all night . . . Sleep all day! |
| 6. | Much like a Carnival cruise, every day is a holiday! |
| 5. | If you push its buttons the wrong way, the remote won’t cry sexual harassment. |
| 4. | Underwear and a pair of Birkenstocks becomes your "Professional Attire". |
| 3. | Reruns of Chips only shown during regular working hours. |
| 2. | It really pisses off the in-laws. |
| 1. | The only glass ceiling she’ll be complaining about is the mirror over your bed! |
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