MEN OF LEISURE Glossary with definitions of key words for every man of leisure. Contains dictinary, glossary, definition, words, leisure, men of leisure, philosophy, aphorisms, relaxation, travel, lazy,and luxury defined.

Lei – sure, n. 1. Freedom from the demands of work or duty: After Bill lost his job and his girlfriend left him, his life was filled with leisure. 2. Unhurried ease: Jim quit his job with much leisure, sending his letter of resignation six months after he stopped showing up. 3. At one’s leisure, when one has free time; at one’s convenience: Jim is currently looking for a job at his own leisure.

Man – of - Lei – sure, n. 1. Someone of the male persuasion that possesses both the desire and the initiative to be free from the horrors generally associated with work.

Men of Lei – sure, n. 1. An organization dedicated to the spread of leisure in all forms.

Lei-sure Suit, n. 1. A man’s casual suit, consisting of trousers and a matching jacket styled like a shirt, often made in pastel colors. Whenever Frank wears his teal leisure suit out in public, women flock to his side.

Leisology™, n. 1. The study of the aspects of celestial bodies in the disbelief that they have anything whatsoever to do with the course of leisurely earthly occurrences and human affairs. Fred checks his Leisurescope™ before every fishing trip, he is a Leisology™ fanatic.

What did ya think of that lawn bowling tournament last week?

LeisureBoard™, n. 1. A place for men of leisure to relax and discuss whatever is on their minds.

Flamethrower™, n. 1. A forum for men of leisure to vent their frustrations or just have some fun. Jim got pretty well roasted the first time he tried his hand at flaming on the Flamethrower™ 2. A chat room on the LeisureBoard where users exchange their best insults.

LeisureLinks™, n. 1. A place to find the best leisure related sites on the web. Jeb is too lazy to spend hours looking for good sites himself, so he always uses LeisureLinks™.

Leisure Reviews, n. 1. Evaluations of the latest trends in leisure.

Lei – sure Pro – ducts, n. 1. Any form of merchandise that allows its purchaser to become more at peace with himself while keeping his thoughts and body away from the perils of work. On the way to the lake, Jack stopped by the quickie mart to pick up his favorite leisure products: a bottle of scotch, Wet T-Shirt Weekly, and his favorite movie, Hot and Saucey Pizza Girls.

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Mr. Earl™, n. 1. The original man of leisure, who in his spare time helps the leisurely impaired by answering their questions about living a life free of undo effort. His teachings and philosophy help lay the foundation for the Men of Leisure.

Mr. Z™, n. 1. A leisurely profile with the smirk of a man who knows that he is living at his own pace. 2. The symbol of the Men of Leisure.

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SlideBar™, n. 1. A tool for making web surfing more leisurely. 2. A common furnishing for most Vegas strip clubs.

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